Angelina Ballerina

taco-bell-rey:

"the test is today"

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(via pizza)

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

(via pizza)

dylanobylan:

i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up

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i fucked up so much

i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much

(via pizza)

cigs4kids:

i kinda love u
like a lot
(▰˘◡˘▰)

(Source: bummrd, via pizza)

i-wontdance:

So You Think You Can Dance choreographer: Anthony Morigerato tapping to “Butterfly” by Jason Mraz

www.iwontdance.com

zanareid:

slightlywarmtopic:

Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

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comickit:

heisenbreadcrumbz:

infinidegree:

jiizzzlle:

victoriatheunicorn:

i think i want to see a cartoon about these guys

Omg.. The way the cat slows down to allow the bun to catch up, probably because it knows how much the bun likes to stop and look at stuff

has anyone noticed THAT THE BUNNY IS TRYING TO WALK LIKE THE CAT.

BUNNIES FUCKING HOP

ok but maybe the bunny has a crush on  the kitty

(Source: onlycatgifs, via racheleleyyy)